fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(Source: warchief, via pizza)

disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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(via pizza)

dangstrider:

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

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(Source: squirps, via officialbutts)

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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(via officialbutts)

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via pizza)

cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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(via ruinedchildhood)

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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(via pizza)

"Sadly, I still think of you"
- Six word story #29 (via withstyless)

(Source: sad-butsassy, via secracyandprivacy)