deerpong:

following new people and they dont follow back

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emoangel420:

I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been there hates it.

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bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

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darrynek:

cokeflow:

darrynek:

circumcisions:

darrynek:

circumcisions:

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^^^THIS.

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU

do it. it won’t make your blog “look ugly”. i don’t care what kind of blog you are. 

signal boost xD

i will donate one cent for every note this picture gets. no questions asked.

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kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

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pizzattack:

the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs

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slenclerman:

crownedfrog:

slenclerman:

BE MY FRIEND
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okay

THANK YOU

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clavid:

does pitbull guilt every hispanic female pop singer into letting him be on their tracks or what?

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nipplebutt:

melissabythemoment:

nipplebutt:

if i say “what” to a text you sent me it does not mean send the same message again it means explain yourself its not like i didnt fucking hear you 

well yeah you didn’t hear me because i fUCKING TEXTED YoU FUCKInG IDIoT.

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krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

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danbutt:

  • no
  • one
  • cares
  • that
  • you
  • queued
  • that
  • post

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crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

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