hitlersasshole:

racisrn:

Dad: Stop watching anime and go outside!

Me: この鍬でソウルジャボーイアップ

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mrs-mojo-risin-blues:

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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Only B.C. kids remember this

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anustartpop:

Me: hey come ogre tonight
Shrek: ehh
Me: my parents just left the swamp
Shrek: 

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via officialbutts)

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

(Source: foxdear, via fruitnacks)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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weepingdildo:

My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos image

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deadguy95:

G spot? Oh you mean gamestop hah yeah i know where that is

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